shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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