My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
pray to the hookup gods
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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