I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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