she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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