Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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