why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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