one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I need a burrito and a hug.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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