My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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