There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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