she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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