Duck Duck Cougar?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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