You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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