I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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