I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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