windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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