Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
Randomize
