Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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