Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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