you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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