happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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