office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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