There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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