Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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