My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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