He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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