I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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