Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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