There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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