I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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