if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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