btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Shame - the story of my life.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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