omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize
