Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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