i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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