Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
