Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The ass gains better be worth it
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