what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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