even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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