he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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