he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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