I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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