Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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