I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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