you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
is it fun? or sober?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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