I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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