Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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