Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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