Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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