kristin has been a bad kristin
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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