the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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