windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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