Do you still have your period?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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